I am actually going to be out of town and away from my computer (and EMUTalk.org, too) off and on until Monday, but I thought I’d give you all something to meditate quietly about: Police: Man Stabs Mom, Assaults Another Woman With Chicken, via a couple of different places (including the AAN) but this link at channel Click on Detroit. To quote:
YPSILANTI, Mich. — Police said an Ypsilanti man is accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and hitting another woman over the head with a frozen chicken.
Frederick McKaney, 40, was arraigned in a Jackson courtroom on Thursday on two felony assault charges, one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer.
“He stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when she refused to give him money, and then, an hour later, he attacked a neighbor woman with a chicken,” Jackson County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Mark Blumer told the Ann Arbor news.
Say what you want about the whole “how dangerous is Ypsilanti” thing, but I dare you to find another example of fork/chicken violence as blatant.