Don’t taze me bro, emu-style

Regular EMUTalk.org reader/commentator Publius Crabgrass alerted me to this story about an emu (as in the big bird) out of control and brought down by a taser. As seen here on this link of quirky news stories:

PANAMA CITY, Fla., Aug. 21 (UPI) — Florida sheriff’s deputies say they had no choice but to Taser an escaped emu that was chasing cars.

The pet bird, named Plop-plop, had jumped a low fence days before she was finally cornered by Bay County Sheriff’s Deputies Randolph Grob and Derrick Groves. But she wasn’t ready to give up easily, the Panama City News Herald reported Thursday.

Whenever they moved within eight or nine feet, the emu would either charge them or ram itself into a fence, they said. They became concerned for the well-being of both Plop-plop and themselves due to the large bird’s sharp talons.

“I think we had exhausted the fact that we weren’t going to be able to just corral it up on our own without harming it,” Grob said. “I guess the point was made, ‘Well, what do we have other than shooting it with an actual gun to get rid of it?’”

Two jolts of a Taser were required to bring Plop-plop under control to a point where she could be taken to the local dog kennel. Her owners were then located, ending what Grob called one of the “stranger calls” he ever has taken.

First off, this is once again evidence to the fact that emus are tough and stubborn birds, more than a fitting mascot.

Second, I would post an emu story every day to EMUTalk.org if I could. Keep those big bird tips and links coming!

3 Responses to Don’t taze me bro, emu-style

  1. Publius Crabgrass

    Thanks for posting the story, Steve. But do we really want a mascot named “Plop-plop”?

  2. First off, thanks for that link PC– the picture and the more “in-depth” interview are a nice touch.

    Second, I once again want to point out the emu’s bad-ass reputation, which I believe is the kind of thing that makes for an excellent mascot:

    “We had heard stories of these things, because they are such a powerful bird, such a big bird, with big claws and stuff, could possible hurt us. So, we were a little concerned about that,” [Bay County Sheriff Deputies Randolph] Grob said.

    and:

    …Plop-plop didn’t go down with one hit. While the detectives were attempting to hobble the bird, she decided to make one last desperate dash, and the deputies gave the emu another jolt, according to the incident report.

    Could an eagle take two taser hits? I think not.

    And third, while Plop-plop isn’t that great of a mascot name, I think it is only modestly worse than Swoop.

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