Apparently, there’s a company called Masik that is creating what it calls “collegiate fragrances.” From the “about” part of their web site:
Masik was founded by the Masich family in 2007 to create a fine fragrance line for the collegiate market. Masik is the only company of its kind – creating distinctive fine fragrances that reflect each school’s unique and distinguished character.
So far, you can only smell like Penn State and the University of North Carolina.
The smell of EMU? I dunno; how about poultry fat, maybe with a little bit of engine grease (a nod to the auto industry) and pine, with just a tad of lavender, just to balance it out?
How’z’bout the smell of good money being burned for no good reason?
Hmmm… Depends on where and when you spent time on campus. Back before Scherzer burned, that corner of campus smelled horribly of turpentine. Quirk used to have particularly aromatic men’s room, as well as the pervasive smell of one professor’s pipe tobacco (Both have changed for the better, now).