Also on annarbor.com, “Naked man steals children’s books from Ypsilanti District Library, police say.” The opening sentences:
Ypsilanti police say a library patron took off his clothes and exposed himself to an employee today before fleeing with children’s books in hand.
The man hasn’t been located by police.
Sure, harass a couple college kids about making a perfectly innocent snow erection but don’t catch a naked man running down Michigan Avenue in the middle of the day. And as my wife (a Children’s Literature scholar) asked upon reading this story: “what books did he steal?” We may never know.
Just to follow up on this: annarbor.com reports the man has been caught, though this story about the caper leaves out two details: the naked man’s name and what book(s) he took.