Here’s a kind of strange one: according to this on the athletics page, the EMU football team is trying to raise $60,000 with its annual golf outing this year and through donations. There are different prizes for different levels of donation, too; so if you donate $5,000, you can skydive with coach Ron English; if you donate $50, you can get the “ultimate EMUFB Fan Experience.”
What charity will be benefiting from this you ask? Why, the EMU football team, of course!
This year for our 10th Annual EMU Football Golf Outing we decided to try something different. Coach really wanted to finish his facility projects which already consist of a new indoor practice facility (The Bubble), an updated outdoor facility, completely upgrading the team room and most recently, with last year’s Golf Outing contributions, revamped the locker room.
Fundraising efforts will go to improve:
- Player Locker Room // Coaches Locker Room Bathrooms
- Player’s Lounge
- Team Building // Training Room
- Coaches Offices
- Equipment Room Upgrades
I guess this is the sort of thing EMU football has to do since we don’t have the fan or alumni-base to raise contributions more easily. But considering how much money we’re dumping into the football team as it is, it strikes me myopic and maybe even a little silly that the athletics program is having a fund raiser to get even more money so they can make the bathrooms in the locker room that much nicer.
By the way, when I hear the catch phrase for this campaign, all I can think of is REO Speedwagon from way back when:




