Category Archives: College Fun

March heat wave warnings; really?

Geoff “Geoff” Larcom sent around an email to everyone on campus regarding the “March heat wave.”  Among other things, it suggests avoiding alcohol, caffine, and protein-rich meals; to cut down on extra sources of heat (like incandescent lights) and to make meals that don’t require a stove, and to schedule outdoor activity carefully and to pace yourself.

(Giggle).

Okay, look:  it is unseasonably and weirdly (global warmingly?) warm out there for sure.  But the predicted high today is in the 80s, not the 120s.  I think most of us will be able to solider through it.  Actually, I think the best advice is to get outside of some of these stuffy buildings and enjoy a bit of the outdoors.

Artsy drowning

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As seen yesterday in the drainage area in the parking lot between the structure and Bowen Hall and on my way to the student center.

And now the Women’s NCAA BB Tourney Pool

I missed the bracket announcement, but EMU is opening the NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament playing against South Carolina, I think on March 17 (someone will correct me if I’m wrong).  Here’s a link to the EMUTalk.org women’s tourney:

http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/w1/group/1271/invitation?key=a0fdcebee4c3398

Needless to say, I’ve picked the Emus to go all the way!

And as a recap, the EMUTalk.org men’s NCAA tourney pool is here:

http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/89925/invitation?key=6262f7bc17e3682f

As in the past, there are no real prizes with this, just the sheer glory of having your name and/or pseudonym splashed across this fine site.  So get your picks in soon!

Annual EMUTalk.org NCAA Basketball Tourney Picks

I was watching some of the selection show this evening on CBS, and I was once again reminded about how much more exciting the NCAA Basketball Tournament is than all of those football bowl games that supposedly lead to a BCS “National Championship.”  It was pretty cool to watch groups of students and player at lots of different colleges, small and large, cheering for their position in the brakets.

Anyway, I went ahead and set up the annual EMU Talk men’s BB tourney group on Yahoo! Sports.  Here’s the link:

http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/89925/invitation?key=6262f7bc17e3682f

They don’t announce the women’s brackets until tomorrow, and since the EMU women are actually in that one, it seems to me we have to run pools for both, now don’t we?  Anyway, sign up for the men now and the women later; let me know if you have questions on how to play.

EMU Women’s basketball team to the big dance!

I just came across this on the twittersphere and also on the EMU athletics page: “Eagles Advance To MAC Championship With 59-57 Win Over UT.”  Congratulations!  And it looks like we’ll definitely have to have both the women’s and men’s brackets as part of our annual final four picks tourney around here.

And don’t forget: Old Jews Telling Jokes tonight!

As “EMU Today” describes, tonight there will be “an evening of Jewish Humor” when the EMU Jewish Studies program welcomes Sam Hoffman, the creator of the web site (and movies and books and such) Old Jews Telling Jokes.  Tonight in Ballroom B of the Student Center, 7 pm.

EMUTalk “investigates” up-north hijinks

A loyal EMUTalk.org reader sent me this email:

FYI — an Eastern Michigan University student participating in EMU’s Winter Break program at Shanty Creek Resorts in Gaylord, MI was arrested this week, released from jail, and sent back downstate, possibly expelled.

There were other issues, as well. The local police were called back to the Resort to investigate a complaint filed against an EMU staff member and EMU students weren’t being carded at the Resort Bar.

As a parent and tax payer, I find this very upsetting and troubling.

Please investigate.

Generally, we don’t have the resources at the EMUTalk.org media-plex to do investigative work of events that happened in the (near) past and a couple hundred miles away.  But it’s easy enough for me to ask:  anybody know anything about all this?

“Santorum’s Attack in Higher Ed”

Here’s a little light reading for break and as a prelude to the Michigan primaries:  From Inside Higher Ed comes “Santorum’s Attack on Higher Ed,” in which presidential candidate Rick Santorum (who holds bachelors degree, an MBA, and a law degree) argues we’re encouraging too many people to go to college, which are liberal indoctrination machines anyway.

Santorum’s views here are quite, um, odd.  Here’s my favorite passage:

But The Tampa Bay Times’ PolitiFact news service is reporting that Santorum — since 2008 — has linked higher education to the work of Satan. In a 2008 talk at Ave Maria University, Santorum discussed the way Satan has attacked “great institutions of America.”

Where did Satan start? According to Santorum, “The place where he was, in my mind, the most successful and first — first successful was in academia. He understood pride of smart people. He attacked them at their weakest. They were in fact smarter than everybody else and could come up with something new and different — pursue new truths, deny the existence of truth, play with it because they’re smart. And so academia a long time ago fell.”

And this prompted a search on YouTube for Dana Carvey and the Church Lady sketches on Saturday Night Live from years ago; here’s an educational moment:

You are welcome.

“WTF, Arizona”

A loyal EMUTalk.org reader suggested I post this the other day:  from Inside Higher Ed comes “WTF, Arizona,” which is about a rather odd bill being considered in the Arizona state legislature.

Arizona legislators are considering one bill that would punish college instructors whose speech or actions would violate broadcast obscenity standards and another bill designed to protect conservative faculty members from discrimination in getting hired or tenured.

Many in the higher education community aren’t amused.

A University of Arizona physiology professor worries the obscenity proposal, dubbed the “G-rated” bill, might affect his ability to discuss sexually transmitted diseases in class. The American Association of University Professors says both bills would be harmful to higher education.

The “G-rated” bill would require colleges to suspend or fire an instructor who “engages in speech or conduct that would violate the standards adopted by the Federal Communications Commission concerning obscenity, indecency and profanity if that speech were broadcast on television or radio.” The first four-letter word would bring at least a one-week suspension without pay. By the third violation, the instructor would have to be terminated.

The article then takes a turn to suggest that obscenity is somehow a political and religious issue:  that is, liberals and heathens have potty-mouths.  Hmm.

All I know is this:  I’m pretty sure conservatives swear once in a while too, and Arizona seems like a pretty f-ed up state, or at least the politicians running the place seem to be more than a little crazy.

Sen. Carl Levin to speak at kick-off of Jewish Studies program February 23

Mark your calendars, folks:  “Senator Carl Levin to speak at EMU’s official kick-off of Jewish Studies program.”  To quote from the EMU web site:

Sen. Carl Levin (D-MI) will be the guest speaker at the official kick-off for Eastern Michigan University’s new minor in Jewish Studies, Thursday, Feb. 23, 3:15 p.m., in the EMU Student Center Ballroom.

“I can’t be more delighted that Sen. Levin is joining us,” said Martin Shichtman, Jewish Studies program director and professor of English. “The Jewish community has contributed some truly extraordinary participants to Michigan life, such as Sen. Levin.”

And just in case you’re not sure, check out his wikipedia page.  For my money, Levin has the oddest eyewear of anyone in government.  Oh, and I assume this is for LBC credit?