Category Archives: Emus (the bird)

And now, before the U of M/EMU game, here is some raw meat for the Huron crowd

I hesitate to post this because a) the mascot talk at EMU is so 20 years ago and b) clearly we should be the Eastern Michigan University Fightin’ Emus. But I’ll go ahead anyway: From the ann arbor chronicle, a column by John U. Bacon, “Mascot Madness: What are we losing when we reach for the blandest of names?” Here’s a quote:

It seems pretty obvious to me such pejoratives as Braves, Blackhawks and Redskins need to be replaced – and hundreds have been. But that shouldn’t mean all team names should automatically be changed.

There is no better example of good intentions gone awry than the mascot mess Eastern Michigan University stirred up a few years ago. The athletes there called themselves, at various times, the Normalites, the Men from Ypsi and, from 1929 to 1991, the Hurons.

Despite the fact that the Hurons are an authentic tribe indigenous to the region, and that the school created no offensive logos or rituals, a movement arose to change the name. Many of the arguments for doing so were of the “How would you like it?” variety.

Beyond other things, I think Bacon is forgetting about the problematic brave logo that did indeed represent the EMU Hurons (I believe on the side of football helmets, right?), and he’s making a pretty sophomoric argument about mascots like Celtics, Canucks, Yankees, and Vikings. But whatever.

Oh, and go Eagles/Emus/Big Birds. The spread is 23 points for Saturday; let’s see if we can cover that!

“Wandering emus (the bird) corralled” (and hypothesizing about emus and Ypsi chickens)

It’s kind of a long story as to why, but I stumbled across “Wandering emus finally corraled,” in the Leader-Telegram, the local paper in the fine “Eau Claire, WI and the Chippewa Valley Since 1881.” It’s another story about loose but soon recaptured emus that again make me wonder why we are not the EMU emus. For example: “Lake Hallie Police Chief Cal Smokowicz said… ‘One citizen reported that the emus were walking on her deck, ‘pecking’ at her patio window. Another caller reported that the emus were chasing children.’” Any bird that can scare/chase children seems pretty worthy of being a mascot to me.

Anyway, according to the story, the Wisconsin emus appear to have gotten away from someone in the area who was raising them. And, according to the story, “There is no ordinance in the village against raising the birds.” Well, this got me to thinking: given the talk in Ypsilanti regarding an ordinance that would allow people to keep chickens (see, for example, this Mark Maynard post on the subject), I wonder about the viability/possibility of raising emus within city limits? I mean, wouldn’t that be kind of like raising big chickens? And since there doesn’t appear to be any ordinance in Ypsilanti that specifically says you can’t raise emus, well, doesn’t that mean it would be okay?

Go Emus! (Though I have to tell you I’m not crazy about the logo…)

Go Emus!Imagine my joy when I came across this bit of news first thing this morning: “Eastern Michigan University faces controversy over antagonistic logo!” which was posted on PRLog, a “free press release” service.

A quote:

An Eastern Michigan University graduate, who goes only by “Eric”, has created an E.M.U. logo based on the bird of the same name. The eagle is Eastern’s official logo. But now a rival, bird, the Emu, is poised to take flight as Eastern’s unofficial logo.

Eastern’s original logo was a profile of a Huron Brave. When people found that logo offensive to American Indians, the logo was changed to an eagle. “Back then people found the eagle boring,” Eric says. “It was so obvious what fun an Emu would be.”

“Eric” has set up a web site for selling Emu stuff at http://thingsemu.com/

Of course, I admire the effort by Eric in all sorts of ways. But I have to say, that isn’t the logo I have imagined.

Emu bad news, emu good news

Man about town Steve Pierce sent me two unrelated emu (as in the bird) stories in one say. What are the odds?

First, the bad news: From the Fraser Coast Chronicle (I think this is near Brisbane, in Australia) comes this rather disturbing headline: Mary the emu hacked up by hungry homeless.

A homeless man who cut a sleeping emu’s throat at a zoo and hacked off its legs allegedly told police he slaughtered the bird because he was hungry.

Patrick James Andrews scaled the fence of Bundaberg’s Alexandra Park and Zoo on the night of December 23 before stabbing 30-year-old Mary the emu to death and mutilating the animal.

Horrified zoo staff discovered her bloodied body on Christmas Eve.

Yikes!

But in good emu news: from many sources, including the AP, “Emer the errant emu found safe after a month trip.”

Emer the errant emu is home after roaming free across northern Rhode Island for a month. The fugitive was profiled on television broadcasts. Authorities, area residents and owner Pamela Hood had tried to capture him. Yet he managed to outlast tranquilizer darts, traffic, freezing temperatures and hunger.

Finally on Saturday a Burrillville woman spotted Emer sauntering up her driveway. She walked the 6-foot-tall, 130-pound bird into a horse stall. Four-year-old Emer was 16 miles away from home.

Yet another reason to make the emu the EMU mascot: apparently, they have a bit of a wilderness survivalist streak in them. Sort of reminds me of the first Rambo movie….

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

So, what will sitedad be eating for the upcoming holiday? Well, this Apple Stuffed Emu Steak looks promising, and who doesn’t like emu eggs for breakfast?

Actually, I’ll probably be having a pretty traditional turkey-n-fixin’s kind of break, though I will check back with EMUTalk.org once in a while. Have a good holiday, everyone!

Oh, and PS: This just in from Ward Mullens:

While you are enjoying your Thanksgiving, remember to watch the EMU Marching Band perform in America’s Thanksgiving Parade from Detroit. The EMU Marching Band will appear in the parade for the first time in University history. The band is scheduled to appear on WDIV TV Channel 4 at 10:03 a.m., Thursday, Nov. 26.

EMU Alums’ Web Widget (Blabberize) Takes Off

Introducing E the talking EMUTalk.org emu:

Actually, this comes from a cool and goofy little site called Blabberize, which was put together by a couple of EMU grads. A regular and loyal reader sent me this link, “EMU Alums’ Web Widget Takes Off,” and it seems to me that there was a link on EMUTalk.org a couple of years ago about one of the creators of this site.

Anyway, check it out. It took me about 3 minutes to make this talking emu– super easy and fun. And I am sensing a new EMUTalk.org regular feature….

EMU Emus 42, Akron Kangaroos 35

I actually went to the game on Saturday– well, through halftime at least. Based on this story on the AP, it looks like I missed some excitement in the second half. As far as the game goes: I have to say I was kind of confused about at least one play EMU called. After the emus scored a touch down (and at that point, it was EMU 7 and Akron 10), they tried for a trick-play onside kick. Akron picked it up and scored in two plays. What’s up with that coaching?

But beyond the actual “game,” I thought I’d share three of other lasting images of the outting:
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Perhaps this is why we didn’t become “the fighting emus”

As I often do on a Friday afternoon, I was doing a YouTube search for “emus,” and I came across this very old footage of the British comic Rod Hull with his puppet, Emu:

I have vague memories of this from my childhood, and there are actually a number of Hull and Emu videos out there on YouTube, including this bit where Snoop Dogg shoves him over after being attacked.

Who says that emus aren’t dignified enough to be a mascot? Who says that the internets is a waste of time?

When emus attack/enjoy the weekend!

It’s been a couple of weeks since there have been emu stories here at EMUTalk.org, and I had meant to post this one last weekend. If you ever thought that the emu would be a bad mascot because it was a timid bird, watch this:

If the “Eagles” were really the “Emus,” perhaps they would be that much more inspired to play tougher against MSU, Toledo and now Maryland. Heck, they could use all the help they can get. Maryland is a 21 point favorite, and I suspect EMU will be lucky to beat the spread.

Oh well, good luck, and have a good weekend. And if anybody has any video footage of emus and turtles fighting, shoot me an email.

Emu tazing: de ja vu all over again

A good friend and suited colleague at EMU sent me a link about yet another emu taser incident, this time in Pennsylvania. Here’s a link to a TV news story about it, though there’s no footage of the actual incident. No kidding– emus on a rampage!
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