From “Office of the President” comes news of a University Strategic Plan. To quote the opening lines:
I am pleased to share with you that preliminary planning to develop a five-year university strategic plan has moved forward this summer and fall. As this process evolves over the weeks and months ahead, there will be opportunities for involvement for everyone on campus – students, faculty and staff, as well as for external constituents who are involved in our success.
Oh Lord. There are at least five administrator buzzwords in that paragraph; can you circle them?
Then this:
The Council is aware that due to past experiences with the strategic planning process, there is some skepticism about the likelihood of completing the process, and of it being an open and campus-engaging process. It is my firm commitment, along with that of the co-chair of the ISPC, Professor of Economics and department head Raouf Hanna, that this be a dynamic and successful effort.
Skepticism?!? Really??
Tomorrow, we will get a look at some kind of survey, while today and tonight, we are left only with a web site.
I don’t want to be a hater here because I do think that there is a value to assessment (faculty do it all the time– it’s called grading) and I think as an institution we do owe it to the public at large to explain what it is that we do (though with the “public” being sucked out of higher education, even at places like EMU, there’s a part of me that thinks we owe them a lot less than we used to).
But I honestly don’t think there has ever been a university strategic assessed program review initiative of long-term stakeholder constituency outcomes that has ever amounted to much of anything. And that’s not just EMU; if you want to get an angry conversation going during a cocktail party at an academic conference among faculty from a bunch of different universities, just say something like “say, how’s your program review going?”
And I should say that this announcement comes out literally the day after the latest round of “Academic Review and Continuous Improvement Cycle” stuff was due. I’d like to be hopeful that whatever we’re doing next here is not this. But….