Quite the dangerous caper reported in mLive last night: “Laundry stolen out of washing machine at EMU residence hall.” Here’s a quote:
EMU Police were dispatched at 8:33 p.m. Monday to the Putnam Residence Hall for a report of stolen laundry. According to the report, someone stole a resident’s clothing items out of a washing machine.
The theft reportedly took place between 9:30 p.m. Sunday and midnight on Monday, according to police.
The comments alone are worth a visit to the story. My favorite comes from EMU’s own Geoff Larcom and his spin that this is evidence that EMU police are “visible, known, and in fact relied upon at Eastern.” Sure, that’s what it is. Or else its evidence that you shouldn’t leave your clothes in the washing machine for too long….