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By sitedad, on February 8th, 2010
Via my EMU news feed, I came across “Report questions university response to budget crisis,” a generic enough headline, but from the Chicago Flame Online, which I believe is the student paper at the University of Illinois at Chicago. Here are the opening paragraphs, which explains why I came across it:
An outside report analyzing the financial condition of the University of Illinois is making the rounds around campus.
The report, titled “Analysis of the Financial Condition of the University of Illinois System,” was written at the request of the American Association of University Professors and the American Federation of Teachers for the United Faculty Organizing Committee at UIC.
Its author is Howard Bunsis, Professor of Accounting at Eastern Michigan University.
In the report, Dr. Bunsis analyzes the University of Illinois system’s finances based on public financial statements. It mostly looks at the audited financial statements of the University of Illinois’ combined campuses, but it does some analysis of UIC’s campus, too.
On the one hand, Bunsis obviously has expertise. On the other, as the article points out, Bunsis also has a pretty obvious point of view here.
The report is not without its biases. It was made for an academic union and in its conclusion Bunsis states that “the issue of furloughs is further evidence of the need for collective bargaining.”
By sitedad, on February 7th, 2010
I am on my computer this Sunday morning, minding my own business, when I see this email from Geoffrey “Geoff” Larcom:
You can watch the inflation of the roof of the Eastern Michigan University Athletic Practice facility this morning (Sunday, Feb. 7) through live video streaming on the emich.edu Web site home page. Physical plant staff found a break in the wind and weather, and the roof is going up this morning, until about 10:30 a.m.
Sure enough, if you visit the EMU Physical Plant web page, you’ll see the inflating live. Or you might– it was a little glitchy for me. For those of you who have better things to do with your Sunday and/or those of you who are just not quite as breathlessly excited about the domed practice facility: here’s what it looked like inflating:

I predict when it is full, it will be more dome-shaped.
By sitedad, on February 6th, 2010
As promised in this comment, Kayla Potter sent me a picture of a sign that I think beats the one I posted the other day:

Nasty.
I wonder if the tip on “easting disorders” was added later? And if someone is throwing up into a waste basket in the dorms, wouldn’t also make sense to add something to the sign about how to tell if you are a binge drinker?
Thanks, Kayla. I am sensing a whole new category of posts coming to EMUTalk.org….
By sitedad, on February 5th, 2010
This was in the men’s room on the sixth floor of Pray-Harrold:

A couple of quick thoughts:
- Someone put some work into this– ALL CAPS! And it’s laminated and on yellow paper!
- What are the chances that this sign will deter the numbskulls that are putting paper towels down the toilets and throwing toilet paper on the floor?
- I think I have a possible submission to PassiveAgressiveNotes.com
By sitedad, on February 5th, 2010
Or, perhaps she’ll go for a salad or a veggie wrap; either way, find out on Monday, February 8. I believe this was a public annoucement:
Faculty, staff and students are invited to attend Conversations with the President on Monday, Feb. 8, from 1 – 2 p.m., in the Student Center dining area. President Susan Martin will provide a brief overview of current University initiatives and be available to discuss any topics or issues that you want to talk about. This will be an open, informal gathering and is designed as an information sharing opportunity.
By sitedad, on February 4th, 2010
I came across a couple of articles today I thought that some folks– especially the faculty folk– might find interesting. First, via Inside Higher Ed comes this Jacksonville.com article, “UNF to fire professor accused of battery.” That’s the University of North Florida, btw. Here’s kind of a long quote:
UNF Provost and Vice President Mark Workman signed the notice Tuesday to fire Tayeb Giuma, an associate professor in the electrical engineering department.
“As a faculty member and representative of the university in the community, it is expected that you, like all other UNF employees, will act in a lawful and professional manner and that your conduct will not place either your reputation or the reputation of the university at risk,” Workman wrote to Giuma.
The letter was included in a 160-page report detailing the internal investigation.
Giuma was arrested Sept. 25 at his Queen’s Harbour home after a contractor said he was attacked during a dispute over work on a gazebo. A neighbor’s security camera captured footage of a man being beaten with a piece of lumber.
“Your behavior on Sept. 25, 2009, demonstrates that your past tendency of threatening behavior and violence toward others continues even to the present,” Workman said in the letter. “The university can no longer assume the risk of retaining you as an employee.”
The Jacksonville.com article features that surveillance camera footage. I’ve got kind of mixed feelings about this one. On the one hand, I’m not sure if it is okay or not to fire this guy based on his behavior when he’s not on the job. On the other hand, Giuma does come across in the article as being a kind of “bad egg” for a long time, begging the question of why it took a decade to fire him in the first place?
The other article I read that I thought I’d share was “Life After Tenure Denial” from the Chronicle of Higher Education. This is part of a series of articles by Peter “not his real name” Ellenbogen about his (mis)adventures being on the tenure-track, being denied, getting another job, and then living happily ever-after, more or less. This is the part that stuck with me, especially in relation to the guy at UNF:
It’s still mostly a mystery to me why I was denied tenure. Hindsight has not blessed me with many new insights on that front. One certainty is that my dean adeptly choreographed the event, unbeknownst to me until the curtain had already fallen.
I didn’t see it coming, nor did any of my departmental colleages—to my knowledge. Last year I learned some of the details at a wedding reception from an alcohol-addled former colleague who was preparing to retire. She was privy to some confidential deliberations about my file. I heard a bit more about how the dean shifted the decision on my case against the will of my department. I was outgunned and outmaneuvered.
Apparently he had plotted my demise in advance. The extent of his machinations seemed more personal than professional. My best guess is that, two years earlier, he was soured against me when I used a little-known campus policy to request paid family leave after the birth of my son. Or perhaps it was that time when the parent of a particularly petulant student from a philanthropic family complainted to the dean after I refused to alter the student’s grade. Perhaps it was both. Who knows?
The most painful part of the tenure process was the lack of transparency. All kinds of information—and disinformation—were inserted into my file after I had prepared it. I wasn’t even notified about the new content, much less allowed access to it. I only received hearsay.
Both of these examples– especially Ellenbogen’s– made me immediately think of the faculty union. The best part of the EMU-AAUP is that the process for tenure and promotion is completely out in the open. Thanks to the “Department Evaluation Document” (or DED, pronounced “dead”), faculty know exactly what they need to do to get tenure, and that process is indeed transparent.
But the bad thing about the EMU-AAUP and the union structure in general is that they basically have no choice but to defend the likes of Giuma. True, faculty can indeed get fired for gross misconduct, but it ain’t easy at a place that doesn’t have a union, and it’s twice as hard at a place that does.
Don’t get me wrong– I’ll take the disadvantages of the union because the advantages it offers. But it ain’t perfect.
By sitedad, on February 3rd, 2010
Of course, the current world champion and title holder of “world’s most phallic building” is the Ypsilanti Water Tower. Or so said something called Cabinet magazine a number of years ago. Well, this morning, via Inside Higher Ed, I came across this article on the Tuscaloosanews.com web site, “Sculpture on campus causes unintended giggles.” The article is about a new piece of public art on the University of Alabama campus, “Argyle.” Here’s a picture:

The sculpture is the work of the head of the University of Alabama Department of Art, Craig Wedderspoon. Here are my favorite quotes from Wedderspoon on this:
“We had a lot of people come by and comment ‘giant phallus,’ ” said Wedderspoon, head of the sculpture program at UA’s Department of Art. “When confronted with something abstract, we may not know what it is, it’s curious how quickly it is we go to our sexual organs.
“But on a college campus, at least, it may be what everyone’s thinking about,” he said, laughing.
and…
When the paper called Wedderspoon for comment, he laughed. “What are you, crazy?” he remembers saying.
He spoke to an associate dean in the school’s art department about the resemblance to a male organ. The associate dean responded, “Well they sure don’t look like mine.”
By sitedad, on February 2nd, 2010
An alert EMUTalk.org reader (perhaps one interested in becoming a regular contributor?) sent me a link to this Jack Lessonberry commentary, “Praise for the Governor.” Lessonberry is commenting on Granholm’s reply to Mike Bishop’s plan for cutting state employee pay, something we discussed here a couple weeks ago. I thought this quote was pretty good:
The governor’s plan is far superior to the one being promoted by Senate Majority Leader Mike Bishop. Here’s one example. The governor would require state employees to pay 20 percent of their health care costs. The senator would extend that to every public employee, and also cut their salaries by five percent.
That would be an open invitation to every academic superstar at our major universities to move elsewhere. We could say goodbye to giants like Sean Morrison and Juan Cole.
By sitedad, on February 1st, 2010
Annarbor.com reported the story here, but the EMU web site has a more detailed press release here. A few highlights:
- Gloria Hage, who was most recently a VP and deputy general counsel at U of M.
- She was involved in a “smoke-free task force” at U of M, which is a kind of strange detail to me given the talk about smoking on campus off and on….
- JD and BA (English! Yea!) from U of M, and her starting salary is $230K. Nice work if you can get it….
By sitedad, on January 29th, 2010
From the Eastern Echo: “EMU fires sex offenders.” The headline makes that sound pretty straight-forward, but the story suggests something a little more complicated. The first couple paragraphs:
Two Eastern Michigan University employees were fired two weeks ago because of past convictions of criminal sexual conduct, according to documents obtained by The Eastern Echo under the Freedom of Information Act.
EMU employed both at the time of their crimes, and the employees were on the Michigan Public Sex Offender Registry.
In 1998, one of the employees was convicted of criminal sexual conduct with the intent to commit sexual penetration. Because the convicted do not need to alert their employers, EMU officials did not become aware of the offense until 2006. The employee served his jail time on weekends, from September 1998 to April 1999, while continuing his duties at work during the week.
According to Craig Reidsma, director of employment at EMU, the university currently has no written policy on how to deal with employees who are convicted of a crime. He said the university is considering implementing periodic background checks.
I dunno about this. It seems to me that it’s kinda bogus that EMU is firing someone over a crime that was committed over 10 years ago and after the convicted served his time. Needless to say, the union involved, “American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees Local 3866,” is getting involved, I presume filing some sort of grievance.
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